February 2012
ivanoooze:
juchepresident:
ponywithafez:
juchepresident:
i hope rick santorum goes over to his best friend’s house to play mario kart 64 but his friend won’t let him play as player 1 and makes him play on the crappy controller with sticky buttons and against all odds rick is ahead on the third lap of rainbow road and about to pull off a major upset victory when in the last three seconds of...
consultingdiddler:
question to my male followers
what does your penis do when you take a bath?
like…does it float or
pros and cons of cutting my hair to shoulder...
pros:
shorter hair
easier to manage
cuter, I guess
easier to style
it will always grow back
cons:
shorter hair
no more long hair, eh redundant
can’t braid hair easily
ehhhhhh
maybe
Watchwhat-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
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normal teenagers: duuuude, beer and pot and sex and drugs yeahhhh
me: i like cats
pizzaforpresident:
buttduchess:
morbutts:
tocatchabreadator:
sassyblackblogger:
tunnnelsnakesrule:
it’s time for “i don’t remember taking that picture”
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joshishollywood:
The effects of Jersey Shore on society.
I want to kill someone
Watchclapsandpraises:
jaysfordays:
pharaohs-n-rebels:
LMFAOOOOO IM DONE
Bruhhh, hahaha
lmao they are going off with this
I want to go home
god I hate it here
and the mood this will put him in
am I allowed to be selfish and say that I refuse to come back here ever again?
I just really want to run out of here and keep running and never come back
lovesalottery:
when i’m older i want to decorate my house really nicely and have a fluffy dog cat and be a really good cook and a mum that my children don’t find too embarrassing.
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